First is one of my favorite lines period, second is something I just thought would be hilarious to find in a fortune cookie (and by “hilarious” I mean…), third because I’ve always wanted to get a fortune cookie that just said “DUCK!” and also because of MetLock!, fourth one is evil and I am a bad person (Note: the full quote didn’t fit), I just adore the last one and I wanted to throw in a cookie reference.
Look for them at the next NYC Sherlock event :3