One day bros. One day.
Until then I’ll just cuddle my waifus and fictional characters.

/asshole :D
No, I refuse to deal with it. You deal with me not dealing with it.
I hate you so much.
To each their own, but there’s no shame in wanting someone to share the bed. There’s no shame in wanting it to yourself...
am I the only one who genuinely likes being single? I get the kingsize bed to myself. I don’t have to share the remote....
I haven’t been single for 10 years, and I snuggle fictional characters all the time.
If I ever by some miracle become not-single, I’m still going to cuddle my fictional characters.
I should probably take this moment to say…
pfffffffffffffft
I ♠-ship you two, just so you know.